Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
