No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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