But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
