i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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