yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
