How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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