Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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