she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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