Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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