That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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