its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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