I just made out with a guy for $7.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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