all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We had sex on a dog bed..
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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