I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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