Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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