If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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