so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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