make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
