it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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