"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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