how can u be prego again
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My life is pants optional.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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