We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It's just like the Real World with babies
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.