Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Use "feeling words"
third nipple confirmed
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot