Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i believe in u and ur pee
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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