the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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