Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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