Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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