Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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