No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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