His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
