do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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