now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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