You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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