Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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