How's work?
Spinning.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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