I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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