im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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