You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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