DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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