i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
why is half of my head shaved?
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