he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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