She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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