I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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