oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?