Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
29 Unspoken Rules Of “Bro Code”
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
23 “Girl Codes” Guys Probably Don’t Know About
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way