did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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