I'm drive I can fine osifer
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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