Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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