I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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