Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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