The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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