doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
too bad you live with your parents still
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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