We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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