He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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