names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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