Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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