I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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